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Easy there fella… Don’t get carried away :slight_smile:

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November 2023

vs Middlesboro (H) CARABAO CUP 4R - Result: 2 - 0 WIN
Jester (6.70), Doyle (6.90,I75)

Rock (Inter) 6.60

Doyle injured his hamstring and will be out for 3 weeks

CARABAO CUP QTR FINAL vs Liverpool (H)

vs Southampton (A) 3rd - Result: 3 - 1 LOSS
Lamp (6.90), Stookz (6.90,YC), Redzeplin (6.60)

Rock (Inter) 7.0
Hamilton (Liverpool) 6.80
Buggsy (Arsenal) 6.50
Pants (Man Utd) 7.0

vs Besiktas (A) Europa 2nd - Result: 0 - 3 WIN
Jester (7.0), Lamp (7.60), Stookz (8.00,A1,YC)

vs Burnley (A) 12th - Result: 0 - 0 DRAW (RC75)
Stookz (6.70,YC), Redzeplin (6.60)

Hamilton (Liverpool) 9.20,G1
Buggsy (Arsenal) 6.90
Rock (Inter) 9.40,A1,G2,MoM
Rock (Scotland) 6.70,A1

vs Leicester (A) 14th - Result: 1 - 3 WIN (RC27)
Stookz (6.90,I60), Doyle (7.10,Inj)

Stookz pulled a hamstring and will be out for 2 weeks
Doyle injured his groin and will be out for 1-2 days

Pants (Man Utd) 6.90

vs APOEL (H) Europa 3rd - Result: 4 - 1 WIN
Jester (6.80), Lamp (7.20), Redzeplin (6.50)

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December 2023
Rock (Inter) wins November Player of the Month

vs Aston Villa (H) 19th - Result: 4 - 0 WIN
Lamp (8.70,A1,YC), Doyle (7.10)

Pants (Man Utd) 7.00
Rock (Inter) 6.80 / 6.60

FA CUP 3R – vs Accrington (H) L1

vs Newcastle (H) 7th - Result: 3 - 1 WIN
Jester (6.90), Lamp (7.20), Doyle (6.0), Stookz (6.90)

Buggsy (Arsenal) 6.70
Pants (Man Utd) 6.40
Hamilton (Liverpool) 8.20
Rock (Inter) 6.60

vs Young Boys (A) Europa 4th - Result: 0 - 2 WIN
Doyle (6.80,I53), Stookz (6.70)

Doyle has a calf strain and is out for 7 weeks

vs Everton (A) 16th - Result: 0 - 2 WIN
Lamp (7.20), Stookz (7.20,YC)

Pants (Man Utd) 7.40
Hamilton (Liverpool) 6.60,RC
Buggsy (Arsenal) 7.0,A1
Rock (Inter) 7.50,G1

vs Liverpool (H) CARABAO QTRFINAL - Result: 1 - 0 WIN
Jester (6.80)

Pants (Man Utd) 6.90

CARABAO CUP SF vs Burnley (H)

vs Norwich (H) 20th - Result: 2 - 1 WIN
Jester (6.70), Lamp (7.60,G1), Stookz (6.90)

Buggsy (Arsenal) 7.00, G1

BOXING DAY
vs Watford (A) 15th - Result: 3 - 2 LOSS
Lamp (6.80)

Pants (Man Utd) 7.20

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January 2024
WINDOW is OPEN

vs Liverpool (H) 4th - Result: 2 - 1 WIN
Jester (7.0), Lamp (6.90), Stookz (7.10,G1), Redzeplin (6.60)

Pants (Man Utd) 7.90,YC
Buggsy (Arsenal) 6.60
Hamilton has been injured - whiplash

Start of the Year Table
1st Chelsea 44 Points
2nd Man Utd 41 Points
3rd SUNDERLAND 40 points
4th Arsenal 39 Points
5th Liverpool 37 Points
6th Southampton 32 Points
7th Newcastle 29 Points

Borussia Dortmund have a 28.5M bid for Redzeplin rejected; he is currently worth 33.5M

vs Accrington (H) FA CUP 3R - Result: 4 - 0 WIN
Jester (6.80), Lamp (8.60,A1), Stookz (7.10,A1)

Buggsy (Arsenal) 6.70
Pants (Man Utd) 6.80,YC / 5.90, RC

FA CUP 4R v Liverpool (A)

vs Burnley (H) CARABAO CUP SF 1st Leg - Result: 2 - 1 WIN
Stookz (8.30,G1)

Rock (Inter) 9.00,A1,G1

vs Sheff Utd (A) 17th - Result: 1 - 0 LOSS
Stookz (7.20,YC)

An Everton bid of 32.5M for Doyle is rejected

Hamilton (Liverpool) 6.80
Pants (Man Utd) 6.70,YC

vs Wolves (A) 11th - Result: 2 - 4 WIN
Jester (6.90), Lamp (6.90), Doyle (6.70), Redzeplin (9.90,G4,MoM), Stookz (6.80)

Buggsy (Arsenal) 7.60
Pants (Man Utd) 6.50
Hamilton (Liverpool) 6.60

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Seems I’m not enjoying playing at Man U…

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:frowning: scoring against my team :confused:

Who would phantz

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Debut goal for Sunderland and just waiting for confirmation that you have signed a new contract.

You are revelling in the 1st team now that Pants has moved on!

@Leepants - since your red card, your form has gone to sh*t, but at least your playing, @Hammy can’t get near Liverpool’s 1st team.

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January 2024 continued

Stookz signs a new 4 year deal worth 13M - no release clause (52k p/w)
Doyle signs a new 4 year deal worth 14M - no release clause (55k p/w)
Doyle sent home for 1 week with a cold

vs Spurs (H) 15th - Result: 3 - 0 WIN
Jester (6.80), Lamp (7.80), Stookz (6.80)

Hamilton (Liverpool) 6.80 (Burnley 0 - Liverpool 5)
Buggsy (Arsenal) 7.0 (A Villa 0 - Arsenal 2)

Lamp suffers a pulled thigh and will be out for 12 days

vs Liverpool (A) FA CUP 4R - Result: 0 - 2 WIN
Stookz (7.10), Redzeplin (6.50)

Pants (Man Utd) 7.0 (Man Utd 1 Wolves 0)
Buggsy (Arsenal) 6.60 (Norwich 1 Arsenal 2)
Rock (Inter) 6.70 (Inter 0 Cagliari 0)

FA CUP 5R vs C Palace (H) - CH

vs Burnley (A) CARABAO CUP SF 2nd Leg - Result: 2 - 1 (5 -4 Penalty WIN)
Stookz (7.0,A1), Doyle (6.70)

Rock (Inter) 6.80 (Napoli 2 Inter 0)
Rock (Inter) 6.70 (Inter 1 Napoli 0)

CARABAO FINAL vs Man City

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February 2024

vs Fulham (A) 9th - Result: 1 - 3 WIN
Jester (6.90), Redzeplin (7.20),

Pants (Man Utd) 6.80,YC (Watford 1 Man Utd 0)
Rock (Inter) 6.60 (Inter 4 Brescia 1)
Hamilton (Liverpool) 6.60 (Liverpool 0 Chelsea 1)
Pants (Man Utd) 6.90 (Man Utd 6 West Ham 3)

vs Chelsea (H) 1st - Result: 1 - 4 LOSS
Jester (6.60), Lamp (6.30), Doyle (6.60), Redzeplin (6.60,YC), Stookz (6.70)

Hamilton (Liverpool) 6.80 (Liverpool 2 Man City 1)

vs Man City (H) 11th - Result: 2 - 1 WIN
Lamp (7.50,G1)

Pants (man Utd) 8.40 (Norwich 0 Man Utd 3)
Buggsy (Arsenal) 7.50,G1 (Arsenal 3 Spurs 0)
Rock (Inter) 6.70 (Genoa 2 Inter 0)

vs Watford (H) 12th - Result: 1 - 0 WIN
Lamp (7.10), Doyle (6.50), Stookz (6.50), Redzeplin (6.80)

Hamilton (Liverpool) 6.70 (Fulham 0 Liverpool 0)
Hamilton (Liverpool) 6.70 (Liverpool 1 A Villa 0)
Pants (Man Utd) 7.80,MoM (Leicester 0 Man Utd 1)
Rock (Inter) 6.60 (Ajax 0 Inter 3)

Vs Everton (H) 17th - Result: 1 - 0 WIN
Lamp (7.00), Stookz (6.90,YC)

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March 2024

Europa League 2R vs Porto (A)

CARABAO CUP FINAL vs Man City - Result: 1 - 2 (AET) WIN
Lamp (7.30), Stookz (6.90,A1), Redzeplin (6.70), Doyle (6.50)

Buggsy (Arsenal) 6.90 (Leeds 0 Arsenal 1)
Pants (Man Utd) 6.70,YC (Liverpool 1 Man Utd 1)
Rock (Inter) 6.60 (Inter 3 Atalanta 0)

vs C Palace (H) FA CUP 5R - Result: 3 - 1 WIN
Jester (6.80), Doyle (6.90)

Pants (Man Utd) 7.0,YC (Fulham 1 Man Utd 2)

FA CUP QF vs Newcastle (A)

vs Norwich (A) 20th - Result: 2 - 3 WIN
Lamp (6.80,YC), Doyle (7.50,A1), Stookz (6.80)

Pants (Man Utd) 6.70 (Man Utd 1 Chelsea 3)
Buggsy (Arsenal) 7.50,MoM (Arsenal 0 Wolves 0)

vs Porto (A) Europa 2R 1st Leg - Result: 0 - 0 DRAW
Lamp (7.0,YC), Redzeplin (6.70), Stookz (6.70)

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March 2024 continued

vs Newcastle (A) 8th - Result: 3 - 1 LOSS
Lamp (6.60), Stookz (6.60), Redzeplin (6.40), Doyle (6.60)

Hamilton (Liverpool) 6.80 (Everton 2 Liverpool 0)
Pants (Man Utd) 6.80 (Man Utd 2 Man City 1)

vs Porto (H) Europa 2nd Leg - Result: 3 - 0 WIN
Lamp (7.20), Doyle (8.30,G1,MoM)

Pants (Man Utd) 7.0 (Man Utd 2 Southampton 1)
Rock (Inter) 6.80 (Inter 4 Ajax 0)

EUROPA QF vs Werder Bremen 1st Leg (H)

vs Newcastle (A) FA CUP QF - Result: 4 - 0 LOSS
Jester (6.60), Lamp (6.50), Stookz (6.60)

Rock (Inter) 6.70 (Inter 3 Sassuolo 2)

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April 2024

Rock (Inter) 7.70,A1 (Mexico 2 Scotland 1)
Stookz makes his debut for England in a Friendly defeat again Montenegro (A)
Rock (Inter) 8.20,G1,MoM (Belgium 0 Scotland 1)

vs Southampton (H) 8th - Result: 4 - 0 WIN
Doyle (8.40,A1), Stookz (7.40,A1), Redzeplin (6.50)

Pants (Man Utd) 7.50 (Man Utd 3 Everton 1)
Hamilton (Liverpool) 7.10,A1 (Liverpool 2 Newcastle 0)
Rock (Inter) 6.70 (Parma 1 Inter 2)

vs Werder Bremen (H) Europa QF 1st Leg - Result: 2 - 1 WIN
Lamp (6.90), Stookz (6.80,YC), Redzeplin (6.70)

vs Burnley (A) 14th - Result: 1 - 1 DRAW
Lamp (6.80), Doyle (6.70,YC), Redzeplin (6.60)

Rock (Inter) 6.90 (Inter 2 Sampdoria 0)

TABLE - 6 GAMES TO GO

1st Arsenal 73 Points
2nd Chelsea 70 Points
3rd Man Utd 69 Points (played 33)
4th Sunderland 65 Points (played 31)
5th Liverpool 60 Points
6th Leeds 51 Points
7th Southampton 50 Points
8th Newcastle 50 Points

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About bloody time

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April 2024 continued…

Man City avoid relegation from Premiership

Stookz suspended for game.
vs Werder Bremen (A) Europe 2nd Leg - Result: 0 - 1 WIN
Lamp (7.0,YC), Doyle (6.60), Redzeplin (6.70)

Europa Semi-Final vs Napoli (A) 1st Leg

vs A Villa (A) 18th - Result: 1 - 3 WIN
Jester (6.90), Stookz (7.0,A1)

Buggsy (Arsenal) 6.80 (Everton 2 Arsenal 0)
Hamilton (Liverpool) 7.0 (Sheff Utd 0 Liverpool 1)
Rock (Inter) 6.70 (Lazio 2 Inter 1)

vs Liverpool (A) 5th - Result: 1 - 1 DRAW
Lamp (6.90), Doyle (6.70), Stookz (6.60), Redzeplin (6.50)
Hamilton (Liverpool) 6.80)

Pants (Man Utd) 7.0 (Newcastle 1 Man Utd 4)
Buggsy (Arsenal) 7.0 (Sheff Utd 1 Arsenal 0)

vs Man Utd (A) 3rd - Result: 0 - 1 WIN
Pants (Man Utd) 6.90,YC

Buggsy (Arsenal) 6.80 (Arsenal 3 Fulham 0)
Rock (Inter) 6.70 (Inter 1 PSG 1)

vs Napoli (A) Europa SF 1st leg - Result: 1 - 1 DRAW
Jester (7.0), Lamp (6.90), Doyle (7.30,A1), Redzeplin (6.50)

Rock (Inter) 9.40,G1,A2,MoM (Inter 6 Empoli 0)

vs West Ham (H) 19th Relegated - Result: 1 - 0 WIN
Lamp (6.90,YC), Stookz (6.60,YC)

Buggsy (Arsenal) 7.50,A1,MoM (Southampton 1 Arsenal 2)
Hamilton (Liverpool) 6.90 (Liverpool 0 Leeds 0)
Pants (Man Utd) 7.30,A1 (Aston Villa 0 Man Utd 2)

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Opps. Too many yellows?

May 2024

Sunderland qualify for the Champions League

vs Napoli (H) Europa SF 2nd Leg - Result: 2 - 2 DRAW (OUT ON AWAY GOALS)
Doyle (6.80), Stookz (6.80), Redzeplin (6.70,YC)

Rock (Inter) 6.90 (Milan 0 Inter 0)
Rock (Inter) 6.80 (PSG 4 Inter 2)

vs Leeds (H) 7th - Result: 1 -1 DRAW
Lamp (6.80), Doyle (6.80)

Pants (Man Utd) 6.90 (Fulham 1 Man Utd 1)
Buggsy (Arsenal) 6.80 (Liverpool 4 Arsenal 1)
Rock (Inter) 7.90,A1 (Inter 2 Bologna 0)

vs Leicester (H) 17th - Result: 2 - 2 DRAW
Lamp (6.60), Stookz (7.0,YC), Redzeplin (6.70)

Rock (Inter) 6.50 (Inter 0 Roma 0)

FINAL GAME OF THE SEASON

Table going into the game

1st CHELSEA 79 Points
2nd ARSENAL 79 Points
3rd SUNDERLAND 77 Points
4th MAN UTD 76 Points
5th LIVERPOOL 69 Points
6th MAN CITY 58 Points

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vs Arsenal (A) 2nd - Result: 1 - 0 LOSS - ARSENAL CHAMPIONS
Lamp (6.90), Doyle (6.40), Stookz (6.70), Redzeplin (6.50)
Buggsy (Arsenal) (6.80)

Pants (Man Utd) 9.0,G1 (Man Utd 4 Burnley 1)
Rock (Inter) 6.90 (Perugia 0 Inter 2)

Sunderland finish 4th. Man Utd 3rd, Chelsea 2nd.

Stats for season

Jester
Apps 23, 8 Clean Sheets 26 Conceded - Rating 6.87 Wanted by Ausburg

Stookz
Apps 39, Goals 2, Assists 8, YC 12, Rating 7.03

Lamp
Apps 41, Goals 2, Assists 2, YC 7, Rating: 7.13

Doyle
Apps 30, Goals 2, Assists 3, MoM 1, YC 3, Rating 6.86 Wanted by Spurs

Redzeplin
Apps 28, Goals 6, Assists 1, MoM 2, YC 3, Rating 6.88 Wanted by Spurs

Buggsy
Apps 41, Goals 5, Assists 7, MoM 2, YC 2, Rating 7.07

Pants
Apps 50, Goals 1, Assists 4, MoM 1, YC 12, RC 1, Rating 7.11

Hamilton
Apps 36, Goals 1, Assists 2, YC 1, RC 1, Rating 6.98
Int Apps 11, Goals 5, Assists 3, MoM 1, Rating 7.37

Rock (Inter Champions)
Apps 31, Goals 6, Assists 5, Pens 1, MoM 2, YC 5, Rating 7.15

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Yep - as you will see in the stats…

You won the most cards in a season award in the Sunderland end of season awards lol (shared with Mic Jules :wink: )

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