yup. the same RNG that specifically means my fullbacks only ever get injured two at a time. if one has to come off, that means either the other one or their replacement is getting crippled before the game is out. And it happens EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. RANDOMLY.
started the season with 5 full backs, all match fit. after 5 games i have 1 fullback, and he needs a fitness test.
what am i meant to do, have 4 fucking players for each position? why isn’t the squad limit 44 players then you fucking cretins.
and referees; what the fuck have you lot been watching? Was there a meeting you all agreed ‘nah, it’ll be fun watching that specific teams fullbacks get crippled over and over all season, so lets have another year of that and never take a fucking look at the side of the pitch’. Oh but you’ve got VAR, so you can show me how goals that aren’t goals and were never assumed to be goals are in fact not goals, as expected. Thanks. Cunts.
Haven’t finished August and i’m screwed till Novemberish already. fuck you brighton and your ‘we’re not THAT sort of team at all!’ defence, and fucking Fulham and your ‘just knock out their entire midfield, then the second half’ll be easier’ approach. I’m 6 for 6 and stuffed man U in the european super cup sham trophy contest, and i’m putting my tallest center halves in at fullback; they’ll enjoy kicking the shit out of everyone for a couple of months without risking penalties. Fuck all you shitty teams with your bullshit ‘physical’ approach (that i have forced you to adopt by running a successful 3 up front counter-attacking tactic).
Oh, and when the RNG makes the opposition keeper unbeatable for a game, and you lose 1-0 to a team with 2 shots on goal compared with your 34, 20+ on target and 70% possession, because when they attacked late in the second half, your keeper had fallen asleep/gone home early.