Finally finished my exams! Was planning to play multiplayer games, but then was tipsy and tired…so I didn’t!
So, I had this in the library and had always meant to give it a try. I have done so! I will update with my impressions as I go.
First impression: STOP LOCKING ONTO PEOPLE WHILE YOU’RE RUNNING AWAY, YOU STUPID BASTARD
Second impression: Wow the voice acting is bad
Third impression: Ooh, pretty village
Fourth impression: Ooh…pretty village fucking tanks the frame rate
Fifth impression: Ha-ha-ha. Just solemnly found the corpses of my murdered parents, begged their forgiveness for fleeing the army that killed them and swore to avenge them. First though, I said I would bury them by their home. Then I looted my mom and stole her pretzel. Snack time, bitches!
Sixth impression: The main character has the personality of a leaky turnip
Seventh impression: Looting a shit ton of pretzels. The fuck was up with this town? Is this why the army invaded? To cut off the pretzel supply at its source? It’s like some nightmarish Austrian hellscape - decaying corpses and pretzels scattered over the smoldering fields